Passover Songs - Our Passover Things.

(Sing to the tune of "OUR FAVORITE THINGS" FROM "THE SOUND OF MUSIC")

Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes

Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes

Fish that's gefilted, horseradish that stings

These are a few of our Passover things

Matzah and karpas and chopped up haroset

Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses

Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings

These are a few of our Passover things.

Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs

Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows

Matzoh balls floating and eggshell that clings

These are a few of our Passover things.

When the plagues strike

When the lice bite

when we're feeling sad

We simply remember our Passover things

And then we don't feel ... so bad ...

Passover Songs - The Eight Nights of Passover.

(To the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas')

On the first night of Passover my mother served to me

1) a matzo ball in chicken soup

2) two dipped herbs

3) three pieces of matzah

4) four cups of wine

5) five gefilte fish

6) six capons baking

7) seven eggs a boiling

8) eight briskets roasting

The Plague Song.

(Sung to the tune of "This Old Man")

Then God sent,

Plague number one,

Turned the Nile into blood.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number two,

Jumping frogs all over you.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number three,

Swarms of gnats from head to knee.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number four,

Filthy flies need we say more?

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number five,

All the livestock up and died.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number six,

Boils and sores to make you sick

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low.

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number seven,

Hail and lighting down from heaven.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number eight,

Locust came and they sure ate.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number nine,

Total darkness all the time.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low

They told Pharaoh "Let them Go!"

Then God sent,

Plague number ten,

Pharaoh's son died so he gave in.

All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low